10. He has more clothes than anyone I know, and would rather be naked.
9. He can close his parents bedroom door and somehow (as yet undetermined) reach the bag of Easter candy and dump it on the floor to see what he can open before his parents hear.
8. He can already play basketball (minus the dribbling).
7. He says "please" and "help" and "up" and "more" and "all done". Still working on that thank you, but he's still cooler than you.
6. He learned that if one parents says no to giving him what he wants he can ask the other parent, just in case.
5. He says "no!" as passionately as he feels it, even when it's rude, and gets away with it because he's one.
4. He knows all his animals and they're sounds, knows several letters and a couple numbers, and his parents think he's a genius.
3. He can poop on the floor when his parents haven't put his diaper on yet after a bath...and not get in trouble. Can you do that?
2. He has better hair than you.
1. He gets served 3 meals a day, snacks on command, given drinks whenever they're asked for, and can sleep in as long as he wants. What a life!
